Thursday, October 5, 2017

Jank Heroes Remix || Episode One to Episode Four || Synopsis / Important Events

Episode One

Full Synopsis

Jack Knife after being guided by a mysterious voice in a dark void awakens in his base.

In the void he was trapped in a glass globe for a period of time in which he was shown a number of possible destinies as reflections in the glass, and given a speech about how he can form his own destiny as the glass orb shatters and frees him.

Free of the glass orb, Jack Knife is shrouded by darkness and a gold gate appears in the distance.

Jack approaches the gate and attempts to touch it, but finds that his hand phases through it.

He attempts to ask the mysterious voice a number of questions but the voice refuses to answer.

Jack suddenly realizes that in this world he is naked.

Jack attempts to sleep in the darkness, but finds that he is unable.

He begins to believe that he may not get hungry, need to sleep, or even be able to sleep in this void world.

As he starts to realize that in this world he may be immortal, the golden gate vanishes and reappears under him.

Once he awakes his base after falling through the golden gate, he then has a nice shower, after exercising and gets dressed.

He opens an email from the Magic High Counselor and learns that he has the ambassador of the Wellspring.

Jack Knife eats breakfast for ten cents at the first floor Springdale Diner of Springdale Apartments.

He then talked with the owner of the interdimensional pet store, and learned of the many pets that were available.

Most are really expensive, other than the bird ($10) and mouse ($5).

Jack eventually arrives at Magic High, and travels to his first floor classroom, 116A, where he is greeted by his unnamed Giraffe Interdimensional Travel Basics teacher.

After correctly answering an unintelligible question that was given to him in Interdimensional tongue, Jack Knife convinces the teacher to allow the class to form into study groups.

Jack first encounters a very short king who berates Jack.

Jack humbles himself before the king, and the king drops his hard demeanor and throws $2 in his face.

The King reveals that he is only hard on people because no one respects him.

No one respects the king because he has no people in his kingdom.

Jack Knife reveals to the king that he is the ambassador of the Wellspring, the source of the world's magic, and the land where all magic users are born.

The King however doesn't believe Jack at first, but Jack convinces the King to meet him after class on the roof where Jack and demonstrate his magic and rest in private.

Jack knows that if he demonstrates his magic, he will be weakened and need to take a rest in order to regain his mana.

Jack however is afraid that if he rests on the roof, a bird will shit on him.

The King offers to watch him as he sleeps, and hold an umbrella over him.

Jack looks around the room to find more people to join his study group.

He notices a rainbow kid and a warrior girl.

He stops for a moment and checks his subspace communicator for images of castles.

Jack asks the Warrior girl if she has a leader or a code of honor, but he phrased it as if he was hitting on her.

Warrior girl didn't take to Jack's advances too well and told Jack to mind his own business.

The Warrior girl asked what Jack wanted from her, and Jack invites her to become the King's first knight.

The Warrior girl said that the king was pathetic because he had no one else in his kingdom.

After class, what Jack and the King went to the top floor of Magic High, which is a four story building.

After a short ritual, Jack demonstrated his ability and formed an illusion of a five story castle atop the Magic High building.

The King is in awe of Jack's power and bows before him.

Jack asks the King to rise, as Jack wishes to join the King's kingdom and become his ambassador of magic.

The King attempts to touch the castle, but is shocked and awed when his hand phases into the castle.

Jack attempts to rest, but the King begs him to stay awake and explain the workings of his magic.

Jack explains that he is currently weak, and needs to increase his power in order to create more powerful illusions.

However Jack does not know how to, and reveals this to the King.

The King however does not care, as he promises to do whatever he can to help Jack achieve his goals.

Episode Two

Important Events

  • Jack Knife learned about bond from Mr.Bonding. He does so from inside his own soul, where he met Mr.Bonding for the first time.
  • Jack Knife's soul is like a stone, and the bond he collects expands his soul and his power. Mr.Bonding is a part of his soul as well, and bond is like a weird Mr.Bonding/Jack soul baby.
  • Jack can now check his bond on his subspace communicator.
  • Jack learns that the inside of his soul works on a different time from the outside world. He doesn't need to eat, sleep, or wear clothes inside his soul. Though Mr.Bonding would prefer if he did. He was inside the inside of his subconscious which leads to the inside of his soul. He was in a Soul Vision.
  • Jack Knife explains how bond works to the King, after waking up from his Soul Vision.
  • Jack Knife promises to the King that he will unite the King's kingdom with that of the Wellspring.
  • Jack Knife also tells King that even though he and King are hated by Warrior Girl, they need to find Warrior Girl because she was in Jack's soul vision.
  • Jack Knife learns that he is actually at Springdale University and not at Magic High.
  • Jack Knife and King travel to the Springdale University Library.
  • Jack Knife checks out a book on Interdimensional Energy from the University Library.
  • Jack Knife learns that the librarian has connected invisible/intangible strings to all of the books, which are organized by the library computer. She is capable of pulling these strings in order to bring any book in the library to the information desk at will.
  • The librarian reveals that she is out of string, implying that if any new books were added to the library she wouldn't have any string for them. She also revealed that the books stay in place until they are pulled to the information desk by their string. This means that she can grab books from the bottom of massive stacks of books, and the stacks not fall to the ground.
  • Jack Knife learns that the librarian is engaged by using context clues.
  • The King has to leave in order to write legislation, but before he goes Jack Knife organizes a meeting with him after school the next day at the Springdale Central Library.
  • Jack Knife tries to get a job around the school, he learns that the Dean of the School is a Rhinoceros and that the school has no openings for employment.
  • He also learns that the school uses an Interdimensional graphics and database software.
  • Jack realizes that he missed his Interdimensional Energy class, but he gets out of trouble by revealing that he has a personal interest in Interdimensional energy to his professor. 
  • Jack Knife learns that the only drink available at the University is water, but they have every food except oranges.
  • Jack reads the entire Interdimensional Energy book he checked out from the library in two hours.
  • He learns that by traveling between dimensions and becoming attuned to the chaotic energy at just the right moment, he can harness the power. He even wrote a paper on Red Chaos Interdimensional Energy.
  • The Spring Dale University Cafe serves "My Soul" Soup, which is a spicy soup that reacts to everyone differently. My Soul soup makes Jack Knife hallucinate.
  • The people in the cafe really like the poster in the cafe that talks about the importance of water.
  • Jack Knife is contacted by Plane White, who tells Jack Knife about the effects of "My Soul". He also admits that he doesn't eat interdimensional cuisine.
  • Jack Knife gets lost and falls asleep behind the Springdale Central Library.

Episode Three

Major Events


  • Woke up behind library, 2am , ninja battle, uses illusion magic to hide with Kaguya the divine white fox ninja.
  • Re-reads Interdimensional Energy Book from the school library to the point of knowing everything from the book that I could possibly understand. I can now read the book in milliseconds.
  • I met a library worker and learned that I would need to pass a test held every Sunday to determine whether or not I could work for the library. The test requires you to know most knowledge in the universe.
  • I got to see the massive interdimensional book that the library has as reference material that is 30 hours of content in Interdimensional. The book utilizes a mechanism in order to read it, and has a scroll that helps to translate Interdimensional to English. I have a PDF of the entire scroll on my phone.
  • I read the Interdimensional to English scroll in 11 hours.
  • I ate cheap $4 macaroni at Pastaronis that I cooked myself with 1 second boiling water.
  • While heading back to Springdale Apartments and reading the scrolls, I walked into someone.

Episode Four

Major Events

  • The man I walked into was a fellow spy of the Wellspring who informs me that he came to find me and protect me from the Mage Guard who wishes to kill me because I have shown magic to those outside the Wellspring.
  • I realize I have some form of amnesia, which explains why I don’t remember everything in regards to my own past.
  • The spy now lives with me in my base and pays 50 cents a week rent. The spy has set up the base with a cloaking device to protect me from the Mage Guard. He is also teaching me how to construct a cloaking device but only orally. I am making progress, but not practical progress only conceptual. We have agreed to do this at least once a day. He also is supposed to teach me how to conjure phantasmal weapons, however I have yet to begin that training.
  • I have studied the scripts to the point where I can understand some verbal Interdimensional and to the point where I can pretty much read interdimensional script. I can read the entire script now in an hour.
  • I have learned that Interdimensional Energy has a similar shape and structure to lightning and similar radiation to solar energy.
  • I have shown my writings to the Librarian, School Librarian, and the Interdimensional Energy Teacher and copied all my writings down in picture form.
  • I now have a photocopy of the School Interdimensional Energy Book, School Advanced Solar Radiation Book, Interdimensional Script, and the Massive Library Interdimensional Energy Book.
  • The King didn’t arrive to class.
  • I talked to the Warrior Girl in passing, I was having none of it.

Jank Heroes Remix || Episode Three + Episode Four Synopsis

Episode Three

Major Events

  • Woke up behind library, 2am , ninja battle, uses illusion magic to hide with Kaguya the divine white fox ninja.
  • Re-reads Interdimensional Energy Book from the school library to the point of knowing everything from the book that I could possibly understand. I can now read the book in milliseconds.
  • I met a library worker and learned that I would need to pass a test held every Sunday to determine whether or not I could work for the library. The test requires you to know most knowledge in the universe.
  • I got to see the massive interdimensional book that the library has as reference material that is 30 hours of content in Interdimensional. The book utilizes a mechanism in order to read it, and has a scroll that helps to translate Interdimensional to English. I have a PDF of the entire scroll on my phone.
  • I read the Interdimensional to English scroll in 11 hours.
  • I ate cheap $4 macaroni at Pastaronis that I cooked myself with 1 second boiling water.
  • While heading back to Springdale Apartments and reading the scrolls, I walked into someone.

Episode Four

Major Events
  • The man I walked into was a fellow spy of the Wellspring who informs me that he came to find me and protect me from the Mage Guard who wishes to kill me because I have shown magic to those outside the Wellspring.
  • I realize I have some form of amnesia, which explains why I don’t remember everything in regards to my own past.
  • The spy now lives with me in my base and pays 50 cents a week rent. The spy has set up the base with a cloaking device to protect me from the Mage Guard. He is also teaching me how to construct a cloaking device but only orally. I am making progress, but not practical progress only conceptual. We have agreed to do this at least once a day. He also is supposed to teach me how to conjure phantasmal weapons, however I have yet to begin that training.
  • I have studied the scripts to the point where I can understand some verbal Interdimensional and to the point where I can pretty much read interdimensional script. I can read the entire script now in an hour.
  • I have learned that Interdimensional Energy has a similar shape and structure to lightning and similar radiation to solar energy.
  • I have shown my writings to the Librarian, School Librarian, and the Interdimensional Energy Teacher and copied all my writings down in picture form.
  • I now have a photocopy of the School Interdimensional Energy Book, School Advanced Solar Radiation Book, Interdimensional Script, and the Massive Library Interdimensional Energy Book.
  • The King didn’t arrive to class.
  • I talked to the Warrior Girl in passing, I was having none of it.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Jank Heroes Remix Episode 2

Important Events

  • Jack Knife learned about bond from Mr.Bonding. He does so from inside his own soul, where he met Mr.Bonding for the first time.
  • Jack Knife's soul is like a stone, and the bond he collects expands his soul and his power. Mr.Bonding is a part of his soul as well, and bond is like a weird Mr.Bonding/Jack soul baby.
  • Jack can now check his bond on his subspace communicator.
  • Jack learns that the inside of his soul works on a different time from the outside world. He doesn't need to eat, sleep, or wear clothes inside his soul. Though Mr.Bonding would prefer if he did. He was inside the inside of his subconscious which leads to the inside of his soul. He was in a Soul Vision.
  • Jack Knife explains how bond works to the King, after waking up from his Soul Vision.
  • Jack Knife promises to the King that he will unite the King's kingdom with that of the Wellspring.
  • Jack Knife also tells King that even though he and King are hated by Warrior Girl, they need to find Warrior Girl because she was in Jack's soul vision.
  • Jack Knife learns that he is actually at Springdale University and not at Magic High.
  • Jack Knife and King travel to the Springdale University Library.
  • Jack Knife checks out a book on Interdimensional Energy from the University Library.
  • Jack Knife learns that the librarian has connected invisible/intangible strings to all of the books, which are organized by the library computer. She is capable of pulling these strings in order to bring any book in the library to the information desk at will.
  • The librarian reveals that she is out of string, implying that if any new books were added to the library she wouldn't have any string for them. She also revealed that the books stay in place until they are pulled to the information desk by their string. This means that she can grab books from the bottom of massive stacks of books, and the stacks not fall to the ground.
  • Jack Knife learns that the librarian is engaged by using context clues.
  • The King has to leave in order to write legislation, but before he goes Jack Knife organizes a meeting with him after school the next day at the Springdale Central Library.
  • Jack Knife tries to get a job around the school, he learns that the Dean of the School is a Rhinoceros and that the school has no openings for employment.
  • He also learns that the school uses an Interdimensional graphics and database software.
  • Jack realizes that he missed his Interdimensional Energy class, but he gets out of trouble by revealing that he has a personal interest in Interdimensional energy to his professor. 
  • Jack Knife learns that the only drink available at the University is water, but they have every food except oranges.
  • Jack reads the entire Interdimensional Energy book he checked out from the library in two hours.
  • He learns that by traveling between dimensions and becoming attuned to the chaotic energy at just the right moment, he can harness the power. He even wrote a paper on Red Chaos Interdimensional Energy.
  • The Spring Dale University Cafe serves "My Soul" Soup, which is a spicy soup that reacts to everyone differently. My Soul soup makes Jack Knife hallucinate.
  • The people in the cafe really like the poster in the cafe that talks about the importance of water.
  • Jack Knife is contacted by Plane White, who tells Jack Knife about the effects of "My Soul". He also admits that he doesn't eat interdimensional cuisine.
  • Jack Knife gets lost and falls asleep behind the Springdale Central Library.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Jank Heroes Remix Basic Character Sheet Template 1

Civilian Name || Hero Name (age) [1d4 +/- your real age]
Health Points [3D20]
Power: [2D20]
Speed: [2D20]
Class [Wellspring Mage, Crystal User, Gadget User]
Power / Magic Type [Make Believe Your Power]
First Spell (if Wellspring Mage) (Mana Cost For Spell) [Weakest Magic Power = 5 mana cost]
Mana (If Wellspring Mage) [3D20]
Money [3D20]
Floor of Apartment Building [1D20]
Secret Base: [Player Choice (Must be in Springdale)]
40lb Bag
Subspace Communicator
Major in School [Player Choice]
School [Springdale University / Magic High]
Occupation [Player Choice] Pay per Hour [1D10]
Hour Class Starts [6+1d4 am] Floor of School Class is On [1d4] #116A
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Jank Heroes Remix || Jack Knife Character Sheet || As of Issue One

Jack Knife || Goner (22 age) [1d4 +/-  your real age]
32hp [3D20]
Power: 23  [2D20]
Speed: 22 [2D20]
Wellspring Mage [Wellspring Mage, Crystal User, Gadget User]
Mimicry Magic [Make Believe Your Magic Type]
Illusion of Anything I've Seen (Cost 5 Mana) [Weakest Magic Power = 5 mana cost]
Mana: 35man / 30man [3D20]
$30.90 [3D20]
2nd floor of apartment building [1D20]
Secret Base: 2nd Floor of Springdale Apartment Building
40lb Bag
Subspace Communicator
Interdimensional Studies Student
Occupation : Panhandle ($2 an hour) [1D10]
7am [6+1d4] class 1st [1d4] floor Room #116A
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Jank Heroes Remix || Episode One

Jack Knife after being guided by a mysterious voice in a dark void awakens in his base.

In the void he was trapped in a glass globe for a period of time in which he was shown a number of possible destinies as reflections in the glass, and given a speech about how he can form his own destiny as the glass orb shatters and frees him.

Free of the glass orb, Jack Knife is shrouded by darkness and a gold gate appears in the distance.

Jack approaches the gate and attempts to touch it, but finds that his hand phases through it.

He attempts to ask the mysterious voice a number of questions but the voice refuses to answer.

Jack suddenly realizes that in this world he is naked.

Jack attempts to sleep in the darkness, but finds that he is unable.

He begins to believe that he may not get hungry, need to sleep, or even be able to sleep in this void world.

As he starts to realize that in this world he may be immortal, the golden gate vanishes and reappears under him.

Once he awakes his base after falling through the golden gate, he then has a nice shower, after exercising and gets dressed.

He opens an email from the Magic High Counselor and learns that he has the ambassador of the Wellspring.

Jack Knife eats breakfast for ten cents at the first floor Springdale Diner of Springdale Apartments.

He then talked with the owner of the interdimensional pet store, and learned of the many pets that were available.

Most are really expensive, other than the bird ($10) and mouse ($5).

Jack eventually arrives at Magic High, and travels to his first floor classroom, 116A, where he is greeted by his unnamed Giraffe Interdimensional Travel Basics teacher.

After correctly answering an unintelligible question that was given to him in Interdimensional tongue, Jack Knife convinces the teacher to allow the class to form into study groups.

Jack first encounters a very short king who berates Jack.

Jack humbles himself before the king, and the king drops his hard demeanor and throws $2 in his face.

The King reveals that he is only hard on people because no one respects him.

No one respects the king because he has no people in his kingdom.

Jack Knife reveals to the king that he is the ambassador of the Wellspring, the source of the world's magic, and the land where all magic users are born.

The King however doesn't believe Jack at first, but Jack convinces the King to meet him after class on the roof where Jack and demonstrate his magic and rest in private.

Jack knows that if he demonstrates his magic, he will be weakened and need to take a rest in order to regain his mana.

Jack however is afraid that if he rests on the roof, a bird will shit on him.

The King offers to watch him as he sleeps, and hold an umbrella over him.

Jack looks around the room to find more people to join his study group.

He notices a rainbow kid and a warrior girl.

He stops for a moment and checks his subspace communicator for images of castles.

Jack asks the Warrior girl if she has a leader or a code of honor, but he phrased it as if he was hitting on her.

Warrior girl didn't take to Jack's advances too well and told Jack to mind his own business.

The Warrior girl asked what Jack wanted from her, and Jack invites her to become the King's first knight.

The Warrior girl said that the king was pathetic because he had no one else in his kingdom.

After class, what Jack and the King went to the top floor of Magic High, which is a four story building.

After a short ritual, Jack demonstrated his ability and formed an illusion of a five story castle atop the Magic High building.

The King is in awe of Jack's power and bows before him.

Jack asks the King to rise, as Jack wishes to join the King's kingdom and become his ambassador of magic.

The King attempts to touch the castle, but is shocked and awed when his hand phases into the castle.

Jack attempts to rest, but the King begs him to stay awake and explain the workings of his magic.

Jack explains that he is currently weak, and needs to increase his power in order to create more powerful illusions.

However Jack does not know how to, and reveals this to the King.

The King however does not care, as he promises to do whatever he can to help Jack achieve his goals.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Energan Items

Self organizing plasma in the depths of space have evolved into sentient energy beings.

With the spread of King X throughout Earth Dimension, these Energans have arrived on Earth in search of a solution to stop it.

Heroes who have completed quests to prove their worth as dimensional protectors, will be granted an item of their choice enchanted by Energans.

These items will allow the wearer to manipulate and generate plasma constructs, each containing a willing Energan being.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Mirrors

Tribunal

Positive Bond with Tribunal
Interdimensional Travel Pass
Invited to Compete in Tournaments And Battle Pushing Heroes for Prizes
Your overall objective is to save the Crystal Dimension
You cannot push for powers without the Tribunal's permission.

Push Or Nothing

Negative Bond with the Tribunal
Has the possibility of being hunted by the tribunal and even other heroes for pushing.
You are allowed to push for powers, but everyday you do there is a chance that the Tribunal takes notice and strikes.
Your overall objective is to protect the city of Springdale at any cost.


No Pushing, Collect Gadgets and Random Powers

You refuse to push.
You utilize gadgets, random powers gained by consuming golden apples and battling mimics.
Your overall objective is to have fun without worries.
You wish to enjoy the powers you have, and live life without worrying about the Tribunal or villains.

Undercover In The Tribunal
Positive bond with the Tribunal
Positive bond with Spy Core
Your overall objective is to eventually destroy the Tribunal from within.
You have a transporter that can send heroes you battle in tournaments to another dimension where they cannot be sensed by the tribunal.
Interdimensional Travel Pass
Invited to Compete in Tournaments And Battle Pushing Heroes for Prizes
If you push, you will blow your cover with the Tribunal and be ejected from Spy Core because you lost your cover.


Magick User
You start in the domed city of Wellsprung, instead of in Springdale.
You have access to certain colored magick abilities.
You lack the ability to push.
You start with one medieval weapon of your choice (at world master's discretion)
You do not start with abilities.
Your overall objective is to protect the Wellspring from entities that would dare upset the balance of magick.


Super Operative
Positive Bond With Spy Core
Interdimensional Travel Pass
Your character has no powers and lacks the ability to push.
Your character starts with one gadget of their choosing that has a 0 and 1 ability.
Your overall objective is to help Spy Core complete missions across different dimensions, stopping threats even heroes wouldn't dream of facing while staying covert and professional.

Ninja
Positive Bond With White Fox or Black Wolves
Negative Bond With White Fox or Black Wolves
Your hero friend has an Interdimensional Travel Pass, but you don't.
Choose whether or not you want to be a ninja of the White Fox or ninja of the Black Wolves.
You are gifted with a subspace communicator from a hero who you are staying with at their apartment.
You are from an alternate Earth dimension where there is an ongoing war between the White Fox and Black Wolves for control over the Earth.
You are unable to push, as you do not have a crystal socket.
You get one non-powered ninja weapon and one power scroll.
Your power scroll is a 0 power, but it has to be activated by dripping your fresh blood onto the scroll.
Your goal is to find more power, so that you can help to end the war that has been raging across your world.


Magick In This World

Well Spring
Source of all magick in the world
Located in the domed city of Wellsprung.

Types of Magick
Gold: Can be manipulated into constructs. Cannot be used for bad.

Blue: Energy of Bliss and Peace. Can be used to enchant items with blissful energy, for the purpose of peace.

Red: Evil demonic, dragon energy. Can be used to enchant items with demonic energy. Can not be used for good.

Black: Trickery, can understand other energies and magick. Giant form, allows you to form into a massive ethereal form that is intangible.

Services Available In Game

Tri-Armor Battle Arena
$16 entry fee
$32 prize
Battle against another hero wielding Tri-Armor. Tri-Armor can only be used and worn in the battle arena. Tri-Armor can only affect and be affected by Tri-Armor. Each hero can choose three level 1 abilities for their Tri-Armor. Tri-Armor has 20hp. When your armor is destroyed, you loose.

Dimension Pets
Pets: $8-$14
Question Consultation: $2
Purchase pets with various super powers from other dimensions.

Dimension Pet Battle Arena
Must own a Dimension Pet.
Using a special mind-control helmet, you control your dimension pet in battles against others.
Winning these tournaments allows for one to win a free random dimension pet.

Gordon Baby Battle Arena
Win Interdimensional prizes by battling mind controlled super powered babies.
You must have an interdimensional child in order to compete.

Rex Reptor
Will act as a rival for any interested party, providing a deck of dimensional power cards to new players, and teaching them how to play.

Frog King
Holds interdimensional death races for those who have vehicles equipped with interdimensional technology. Winning these races grants access to new interdimensional equipment and weaponry for their vehicle.

TP Turner (Sentient Roll of Toilet Paper)
Turn yourself into a household inanimate object, that can do anything you can currently do.
$4 for small things
$6 for larger things

Interdimensional Vehicle Dealer (Available via Plane White (NPC Hero))
Protective Vehicle Shield (Allows for interdimensional travel and prevents wear and tear) $30
Interdimensional Engine (Allows vehicles to travel into other dimensions) $21
Hover Adjustments $15

Cat Vestia (Robo-Duplicate Dealer)
For insanely low prices, he sells robotic duplicates of heroes. These duplicates have all of a human's normal capabilities and no powers. These duplicates can only do everyday activities and routines.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

TCG

Starting TCG Abilities

1 - Switch (Switch the card you drew, for the next card in your deck)
2 - See Next Draw (See your next draw before your next turn)
3 - Instant Field Play (Play a field spell from your deck to the field)

4 - Choose Your Next Draw (If you pass a check, draw whatever card you want from your deck for the draw)

Red Dragon Grand Master Deck

Red Dragon ND (L/H) - 
Red Dragon ND - 
Subspace Barrier (Remove Spell Zone)- 
Left Nut (Equip)- 
Gone a Nutta (Sacrifice a nut equip, destroy a spell card on the field)- 
Panty Raid (Spells) - 
Panty Raid (Take one spell from opponent and play it in your spell field) - 
Red Dragon ND - 
Felatio (+Mouth = Fusion) - 
Mouth (+Felatio = Fusion)- 
Reclaimed Virgnity (Sacrifice 3 cards from hand, destroy one monster)-

The Taker Deck

Dimension Dragon (Requires Dimension Hole to Summon)-
Dimension Hole (Allows for the Play of Dimension Cards)-
Psychic Third Nut (See your opponent's next draw) -
Felatio -
Mouth -
Self Sacrifice (Take damage, destroy a monster on the field) -
Self Sacrifice -
Gone a Nutta -
Burning Rash (Destroy an equip or monster, to destroy a field spell) -
Reclaim Virginity -
Subspace Barrier -

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Announcement From Jarrod's Son: Quip

Power Crystals

After damage was sustained to the Crystal dimension, all powers (Level 0-1) have now formed into crystals.

These crystals can only be used by the individual who formed them.

Each individual now has a crystal socket, by inserting a crystal into their crystal socket they can activate said crystal's abilities.

This means individuals can now only use one ability at a time.

Crystals can only be created via pushing when one's crystal socket is open.

Crystals cannot be destroyed, but they can be banished back to the crystal dimension.

If the Crystal dimesnion itself were to be destroyed, all Power Crystals would cease to exist.

Power Crystals that are Level 0 weigh 10 lbs.

Power Crystals that are Level 1 weigh 5 lbs.

Starting player's bags can hold up to 20 lbs of Power Crystals.

Someone must have the power of Interdimensional Bond or the Crystal Dimension will be destroyed.

Interdimensional Power-Armor

Every dimension now has a power armor depository. Power Armor and its wielder are immune to the effects of Power Crystals.

Each dimension has its own special power armor, with its own set of Power Armor abilities.

Power Armor can only be made at power armor depositories and only one depository can exist in each dimension.

A suit of Power Armor cost $5000.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Immortal Clone Character Sheet

Name: Immortal Clone

Health: 25
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Can resist death, and regain one health.
      • Can clone self at the cost of one health.
    • Level 1:
      • Can resist death, and regain 1d20 health.
    • Level 2:
      • Cannot resist death and regenerate back to starting health.
      • Cannot resist being sent into another dimension against their will.

Vile Blast Character Sheet

Name:

Health: 7
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Can fire a damaging energy blast at a single opponent.
      • Can move faster than a human can perceive without advanced imaging technology or some form of power that increases their ability to perceive moving objects.
    • Level 1:
      • Can fire a damaging energy blast that will follow a single opponent until it collides with something solid.
      • Flight at will (can fly at will for the rest of the session after a single successful activation)
    • Level 2:
      • Cannot fire a single damaging energy blast that targets multiple opponents. 
      • Cannot summon foot soldiers made of energy.
BPs:






Hatred Character Sheet

Name: Hatred

Health: 38
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Hate Bond: Your hatred for one opponent manifests itself in the Bondsphere. This opponent has an additional -5 bond with you as long as you are in the main dimension. 
    • Level 1:
      • Hate Bond: Your hatred for two opponents manifests itself in the Bondsphere. These two opponents have an additional -5 bond with you as long as you are in the main dimension.
    • Level 2:
      • Hate Bond cannot make an opponent have a total of -20 bond or higher. 
      • Cannot activate an ability that deals damage to an opponent for each negative bond point that opponent has with you.
      • Cannot resist powers that force you into other dimensions. 
      • Cannot activate a power for willed interdimensional travel.
BPs:



Gadgets:

  • Power Suit: Allows for flight, breathing in space, and projecting powerful energy bursts to damage opponents.



Destructor Character Sheet

Name: Destructor

Health: 46
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Remove one random power from an opponent
    • Level 1:
      • Remove one specifically selected power from an opponent
      • Does not take damage, but instead reflects all damage they would have taken from an attack back at their opponent (lasts one in game action). 
      • Heal 1d20 
      • Immunity to an opponent's powers and power effects upon activation (lasts one in game action).
    • Level 2:
      • Cannot  remove all of an opponent's powers
      • Cannot perceive and destroy one of their opponent's bonds in the bondsphere
BPs:







Speed Runner Character Sheet

Name: Speed Runner

Health: 8
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Can move between zero miles per hour and the speed of light.
    • Level 1:
      • Can move between the speed of light and three times the speed of light.
    • Level 2:
      • Cannot move at speeds beyond three times the speed of light.
BPs:





Gadgets:
  • Portable Subspace Communicator and Hero Transformation Device

Sub-Psychic Character Sheet

Name: Sub-Psychic

Health: 33
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Deals psychic damage to anyone within a mile radius
      • For four minutes, deal psychic damage to an opponent every minute (Once a Day)
    • Level 1:
      • Touches a body part and sends that body part alone into another dimension.
      • He can travel through Sub-Space
    • Level 2:
BPs:






Gadgets:

Gorgon Character Sheet

Name: Gorgon

Health: 23
Power:

    • Level 0:
      • Paralyze Opponents By Looking At Them
    • Level 1:
      • Can transport opponents into an alternate dimension by touching them
    • Level 2:
      • Paralyze All Opponents Who Can See Him
BPs:






Gadgets:

Monday, February 6, 2017

Synopsis: Issues 1-6

Issue #1 Day One

Tammy sells her motorcycle to the landlord of SpringDale apartments in order to pay rent.

Super Woman dies in a battle against a giant squid in Downtown SpringDale.

Blasters misses his classes for the day, in order to battle and defeat the giant squid.

It is established that SpringDale is a town of many heroes, and that the city is regularly plagued with monsters that seem to be straight out of science fiction.

Blasters' base of operation is located in the Grand Canyon which is only 3 miles away from SpringDale.

Issue #2 Day Two

SpringDale University is attacked by Flame Lord.

Flame Lord was specifically targeting Professor Bottom Long, the head of Mythology at SpringDale University.

Hercules defeats Flame Lord and discovers that Professor Bottom Long is also a super villain.

Professor Bottom Long has been hiding away in a secret underground base, located behind an entrance disguised as a book case.

In his base, Professor Bottom Long was attempting to conjure a Pegasus, by using the Pegasus Pearl.

He however never was able to successfully conjure a Pegasus, and instead conjured suicidal unicorns.

Hercules trapped Professor Bottom Long in his own base and alerted the other heroes, each of which then ridiculed Hercules for his ridiculous story.

Hercules sacrifices his bag and a golden apple he picked from SpringDale University in order to gain access to his own private gym located under Granny's Apples, a successful fruit store run by Eris the God of Chaos.

Hercules is now forever cursed to bring every golden apple he finds back to Eris, or die.

It is established that Gods, Unicorns, Golden Apples, Demigods, and magic exist in this world.

While the world of myths is quite real, the city of SpringDale is unfamiliar with the existence of magic, and most don't even believe it exists.

Flame Lord was arrested by the authorities and is currently locked in SpringDale maximum security prison.

Hercules's base of operations is located in a Temple of Zeus, located under a Catholic Church in the city of SpringDale.

Issue #3 Day Three

Manos Dies stops the Apocalypse after drinking his morning coffee, saving the city of SpringDale, and overshadowing its once most famous hero, Captain Super.

The city of SpringDale after coming face to face with the apocalypse becomes more open to the existence of the supernatural.

The demon Legion (Bloodorn), was slain by Manos Dies.

During his battle with Bloodorn, Manos Dies had to redirect a flood of blood away from the city of SpringDale and into the Grand Canyon.

Manos Dies's base is located in a secret room, located in the back of a Catholic Church in SpringDale.

Hercules was at Mt.Olympus during the events of Issue #3.

Blasters was at his base during the events of Issue #3.

Issue #4 Day Four

Manos Dies is forced to mate with a race of inter-dimensional beings, after it is revealed his math teacher was from another dimension and had kidnapped and brainwashed his young sidekick Gabriel.

With the help of the Archangel Micheal, Manos Dies is able to save his young sidekick from the brink of death at the hands of Professor Apple Bottom.

Professor Apple Bottom is still at large, and continues to teach at SpringDale University.

The spawn of Manos Dies and the inter-dimensionals will usher in a new era of super-humans, unless someone can foil the plans of Professor Apple Bottom.

Issue #5 Day Five

Today is the day of Super Woman's funeral.

Blasters wakes up early, and travels to his base to check his super computer from crime alerts, when suddenly Tammy arrives and his base his flooded with blood (due to the events of Issue #3).

Manos Dies sends two Djinn over to rescue Blasters and Tammy from the Blood Flood.

Blasters unlike in issue one, is able to make it to class, however he arrives early and decides to walk around campus.

Blasters encounters, befriends and then murders Baby Sprout, a grass titan with the head of a human baby.

Blasters' battle with Baby Sprout results in a crater forming in the SpringDale University courtyard.

Professor Bottom Long escapes his underground base through the crater.

Blasters steals the Pegasus Pearl from Professor Bottom Long and a battle ensues.

With the help of Manos Dies, Blasters is able to defeat Professor Bottom Long and save SpringDale University from utter destruction.

Issue #6 Day Five

Classes are cancelled at SpringDale University due to the events that unfolded during Issue #5.

Manos Dies and Blasters attend Super Woman's funeral, where her body was stolen by re-animated, floating, corpse hands.

A mid-air battle unfolds above the city of SpringDale, as Super Woman's body is re-animated with inter-dimensional energy and she attacks our heroes.

Captain Super, Super Woman's husband, is bitten by Super Woman and suffers from inter-dimensional zombification.

Together Manos Dies and Blasters are forced to work together in order to kill Super Woman and Captain Super.

Many of the re-animated, floating, corpse hands are surrounded by indestructible duct tape and escape underground.

SpringDale citizens don't know what to think at the loss of their once beloved heroes, at the hands of Manos Dies and Blasters.

Manos Dies returns to his apartment only to discover that Gabriel has once again been kidnapped by Professor Apple Bottom.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Captain Air Character Sheet

Name: Brake Bails / Captain Air

Health: 39
Power:

Limited Invisibility
    • Level 0: Invisible to the naked eye
    • Level 1: Invisible to normal cameras
    • Level 2: Invisible to all senses and sensory devices

Flight
    • Level 0: Can float above the ground 
    • Level 1: Can fly around the Planet
    • Level 2: Can fly in space

Air Manipulation
  • Level 0: Can use the air to move objects lighter than 500 lbs 
  • Level 1: Can blast offensive air projectiles
  • Level 2: Can manipulate the weather and suck the air directly out of people's bodies
BPs:






Gadgets:
  • Portable Subspace Communicator and Hero Transformation Device

Character Sheet Template

Name:

Health:
Power:

    • Level 0:
    • Level 1:
    • Level 2:
BPs:






Gadgets:
  • Portable Subspace Communicator and Hero Transformation Device